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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:


What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z is represented as
: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E1
1+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
while,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
finally,

B-O-O-T-L-I-C-K-I-N-G
2+15+15+20+12+3+11+9+14+7 = 108%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit, Ass kissing and Bootlicking that will put you over the top.

BFOF

Reality series have never been something that I watch for a full episode, because often it reveals the ugly side of human nature. Backstabbing, lying, betrayal, conflict, jealousy are all used to attract viewers like how honey attracts bees. Normally these shows suck quite alot and have no real value in terms of improving our..... er..... values. My big fat obnoxious fiance is about how a lady thinks she is in a reality challenge to convince her parents that she was being married to a B,F,O guy. If she pulls it off, she will get 1 mill dollars. What she didn't know was that the fiance was actually an actor and that he would make it as difficult as possible for her.

My big fat obnoxious fiance however, truly showed that money is nothing compared to a family. When Randi, the lady, confessed to her parents that she wanted to help with the money she won to her family, he dad said:"Randi, its more than just the money..." Really touched my heart. I think it taught me to cherish my family more than ever.

Peace.

Oh man. Somebody save Earth.

senior's blog

"being the kind soul i pointed to him the direction.. but he wanted me to bring him dere.... so i ok lorhz packed my stuff and brought him along.. than when we at the city link.. got one way is straight to esplanade.. i tell him walk straight can liao.. he still wanted me to follow... so i ok lorhz.. just follow.. he toked to me abt his life.. than he is a fillipina working in Singapore and now he meetin his gf at esplanade bay.. tok tok tok.. than we reached the basement.. i wanted to go liao but i haben tell him bye so i wanted to tell him bye.. but he wanted me to follow.. than we walked until this part can see coconut trees.. than i stooped and tell him i wanna study at the library upstairs.. but he wanted me to follow..all the way to the coconut trees.. to wait for his gf WIH HIM! dang.. now the dusgusting part come.... i was like.. studying on my own.. than he wanted me to sit beside him.. i tot there was nth wrong with sitting next to him but i dint move cos bewi mah fun.. than he keep toking and than he like frenly tugged me to his sit dere la.. i was like dang tired... neber sleep much.. sorry and hungry.. so i just suibian lorhz.. but i felt sth amiss liaoz.. than he kissed me on the cheeck... ok i tot it was a filipino gesture of frenship so when he tell me to kiss him back i kiss but a fast one.. cos that guy.. for goodness sake.. dont clean his face.. so oily... than he kissed me one more time.. i feel super farni liao.. than started to flatter me say i bewi kind.. i mean ya duh... I AM WAITING FOR YOUR GF AND I DUN EBEN NOE YOUR MOTIVE... but nvm. than started to say that i am his best fren in Singapore.. its like HEY I DUN EBEN NOE YOUR NAME AND YOUR GENDER PREFERENCE... than he started to treat me like his gf... saying he bewi tired cos i made him walk so long from city hall to esplanade bay.. pls la i dint eben wanna follow.. than he asked me if i tired i say no.. so he touched my calve he say i strong.. lame.. of course duh... than he oso tried alot of times to put my head on his shoulder.. WAD THE HECK!... than he kissed me again.. but i noticed his kisses gets nearer to my mouth.. so i resisted and looked at him in a farni way.. than suddnely .. pulled out my hp as if someone smsed me and i "sms" back and than "somebody called me" and i said"okookok" and told that guy that my fren is waiting for me and i nid to leave (of course no one called me la.. but i was desperate to leave in a polite way).. but he pulled me back and say i could stay to eat lunch with him and his "gf".. well i was desperate.. and every gal from than onwards.. that i see from afar.. i ask if is his gf.. and ask if i can go. of course i tried to resist contact la.. than i requested to leave immediately cos "my fren reach liao".. he said.. 5 mins.. i argued until 2 mins.. and superly looked at hp and made sure that it was onli 2 mins.. and when times up.. faster zao... oh my goodness...."

Bored box

[12:17:16 AM] (f) thomas : what you doing??
[12:17:24 AM] - .Snow: physics
[12:24:29 AM] - .Snow: you?
[12:24:38 AM] (f) thomas : nothing
[12:24:44 AM] (f) thomas : really.
[12:24:56 AM] (f) thomas : staring at desktop
[12:24:58 AM] - .Snow: i see
[12:25:01 AM] - .Snow: lol
[12:25:05 AM] (f) thomas : eh
[12:25:09 AM] (f) thomas : i just realise
[12:25:16 AM] (f) thomas : when u drag a box
[12:25:33 AM] (f) thomas : if the height is 0
[12:25:44 AM] (f) thomas : the box will disappear
[12:25:53 AM] (f) thomas : leaving you with a dot
[12:26:15 AM] - .Snow: lol
[12:26:21 AM] - .Snow: wait, ther'es no box if the height is 0 wad
[12:26:27 AM] (f) thomas : thats the point
[12:26:42 AM] (f) thomas : it gives u a dot
[12:26:48 AM] - .Snow: why's there a dot
[12:26:52 AM] (f) thomas : i dont know
[12:27:07 AM] (f) thomas : if you have 2 dotted lines converging
[12:27:15 AM] (f) thomas : shouldnt it form a solid line
[12:27:42 AM] (f) thomas : im really bored
[12:27:46 AM] - .Snow: lol
[12:27:51 AM] - .Snow: depends hwo they converge i guess

Woah.

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Imagine a world where Jesus was mortal, where Mary Magdelene was NOT a prostitute but was of royal blood.

Imagine that they were both married, and had a bloodline that carried on till today.

All that you learnt about Jesus being Son of God, and all about his divinity is a lie fabricated by the Catholics over the span of two thousand years to preserve their power and authority.

Da Vinci code. Woohoo.

What a day.

A very long day indeed.

Chemistry lesson
I am starting to find that enthusiasm during chemistry lesson that once fueled me during P6. I find that being attentive during lesson has really brought me the satisfaction of being able to solve the problems. Maybe because with Ooi Zhexi and Sng Tiap Yang beside me I have some competition as well as some negative examples to motivate me(not to insult but really what... u oso didnt do the ws... peace). I shall carry on with this. Jia you!

Training at judo school
Met up with the ChS people at Toa Payoh, and walked to the judo school. I have really lost my stamina and strength. Partly due to my illness a few weeks ago; I have really weakened during my sickness. I lost 5 kg and my immune system has been weak since. Ever since my illness I find the need to have afternoon naps to regain my energy or else I will not be able to take it. This has never been the case prior to the infection.

Anyway, I felt dizzy during training. Never before have I felt that during gi training. Only during pt. Shows that my body is weak. Was already panting after nagekomi. Had a few good throws. Need to work on my aggressiveness as my arm power. It is just not enough to apply o-sotogari.

Religion
These few days I have really realised the power of faith and in God. It has been the source of my strength during the past few days that have been rather turbulent in terms of my relationships with my peers. To be honest, for the past few days i had quarrels with velden, I was pissed with yeong keong. Besides that, I felt really empty and lonely. I realised that my relationships with 3K people have been rather superficial and empty. Couldn't find anyone who will spend time to talk to me. Had to try to mix myself into the cliques in the class. Theres the 2J clique(Yijia, shupeng and blah blah) the 2I clique(Yongjing, Kenneb, Kai keat) and the 2k clique(all the rest).

Didn't really work. I tried to find some real friends when I didn't chat with my judo friends. Didn't really work. Thats where one thing struck my mind: the most important relationship is the one that is between me and God. I just trusted in him to bring me out of this "semi-depression", and find some light in my lonely existence. And Im proud to say that he has helped me though.

Thats all. May the lord smile upon you.

Nukezone.

Time has come for me to review my current nukezone status. I have rejoined Olumpians as part of a member. Seems to me that the main problem of our clan is that we are all fighting our own wars, when we are supposed to fight as a clan. What do I mean by that?

Firstly, we do not have a defined strategy to follow. Either that or it is constantly changing. I see some people with infantries then the next day they start on Heavy artilleries. Maybe its because of our clan's bad start, I don't know. We need some real strategy, be it we go BK or anything.

Besides that, we are fighting our own wars. Everyone is taking on his own enemy, which makes us a weak force. Allow me to use a physics equation to illustrate.

Pressure = Force/Area

Pressure is the speed of the kill.
Force = the attacks of our clan members
Area = the enemy provinces.

Lets say everyone attacks 1 province each. The attacks would be spread out, and each enemy would have been attacked merely once. No big deal. However, if we narrow down the province to 1 person, the province would have been attacked a total for 20 times, thus increasing the speed of the kill drastically. The key phrase is focus fire. however, since i'm merely a clan trustee i don't think that im in the position to set down a target for Olumpians. I respect his decision for us to attack the way we do now.

Lastly, I think we are having way too much wars now. i think the CL should decide on which clan to attack and not keep changing targets.

Just some thoughts on the current situation.

woot.

Just heard from my sister that she called her good friend in Australia using her handphone for 1hour plus. Woot. Can't wait to see the bill.

Update: Chey. Only cost her 6 dollars. Seems that there is a special rate for overseas calls.